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Funny Comics

Depressed Fortune Cookie Comic

ByJason McBride October 20, 2022April 22, 2026
A picture of a fortune cookie with angry eyes and a frown. The words depressed fortune cookie are in the corner of the image.

What if the fortune cookie serving you self-help tips and bits of encouragement were depressed? The fortunes might look something like this:

Fortune cookie fortune that reads: Half of life is doing what you'll regret the least
Fortune cookie fortune that reads: your struggle is almost over-all you have to do is quit
Fortune cookie fortune that reads: Your big opportunity is out there in someone else's pocket
Fortune cookie fortune that reads: Someone has stress nightmares about you
An unpleasant surprise is waiting for you
A mosaic of the fortune cookie image and the 5 fortunes.

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