Satan Sold Out to Private Equity
A poem hastily written Satan Sold Out to Private Equity Spoke to my demonready to capitulate,offered up my soul. Desperate for cash,and a soul in disrepairmy ask was meager. In between vape hitsmy demon cackled, “We don’tdo that anymore.” Satan had bundledHell and all the rights to soulspast, present, future. Once securitized,sold to private equityfor…